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Friday, August 2, 2013

Speedy Atkins: His Story


     In May of 1928, as Charles “Speedy” Atkins sat on an old wooden pier on the banks of the Ohio River fishing for what probably would be his supper,  he suddenly tipped over, fell into the water, and drowned. Two nearby fishermen pulled him to the bank and tried to revive him, but it was too late, testifying later that Atkins “appeared to have dozed off, slumped over, and just fell into the river.” Having no relatives to claim the body, undertaker A. Z. Hamock took custody and kept the corpse at his funeral home until some decisions could be made. With no apparent means to pay for a funeral, Atkins was given a pauper’s burial in Maplelawn Park Cemetery……66 YEARS LATER!

      Charles Henry Atkins had rightfully earned the nickname “Speedy” for the fast and efficient way he could strip, tie up, and hang tobacco leaves. He was seen almost daily headed, on foot, to one of the drying barns in and around his hometown of Paducah, Kentucky.

      Hamock, out of curiosity, had concocted a preservative he thought might mummify a body if properly administered…and under the circumstances, Speedy might be the ideal prospect to try it on. He never revealed the formula but told that the “fixins” could all be bought in a grocery story.” And the townspeople let it go at that. 
 
     Unlike other processes where the body is rubbed with salt then wrapped with strips of linen, Hamock’s preservative was simply injected into the body’s bloodstream. And strangely enough, the process worked well. With the exception of a reddish skin tone and a wooden-like texture, the physical appearance of Speedy was almost true to life.
 
     After A. Z. Hamock’s death in 1949, the funeral home was sold and his wife, Velma, assumed custody of the body. After considering a limited number of options, she decided to keep Speedy, standing in a closet, in her home where he remained for the next 45 years. With the strange story of the “mummy in the closet” being featured in newspapers, magazines, TV programs, and on Paul Harvey’s popular radio program, The Rest of the Story, Speedy became a circus-like attraction, with people coming from near and far to “visit” him. And with her usual cordial manner, Velma would always welcome them into her home.
 
     Soon after Velma Hamock’s death in 1994, the people of Paducah, agreeing that Speedy should have a proper and respectful burial, raised the necessary funds for a short and simple graveside service and interment. On the bronze marker at the head of his grave is this simple inscription:  ~ Charles “Speedy” Atkins ~ Lived 53 years as a pauper…buried 66 years later as a celebrity.